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sweden's host: hello lena!

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:27:30 -0400

sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena

regenbogentraum: so basically we hate eurovision but we watch...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:07:14 -0400

regenbogentraum:

so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway

leychal: we all know who the real star of eurovision is

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:46:27 -0400

leychal:

we all know who the real star of eurovision is

cupboardundersomestairs: ‘and if two girls kissing offends you, then you need to grow up’ I LOVE...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:39 -0400

cupboardundersomestairs:

‘and if two girls kissing offends you, then you need to grow up’

I LOVE YOU GRAHAM NORTON

chauvinistsushi: bedhead-and-cigarettes: finalblessing: will...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:59:23 -0400

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

jathis: sachehund: daniellediegue: U.S. Military’s remake of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:35:44 -0400

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

vgkait: It is the start of the year 2000, and something is...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:11:31 -0400

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal

Fri, 10 May 2013 07:07:27 -0400

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal

egg-rolls: omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a...

Fri, 10 May 2013 07:06:16 -0400

egg-rolls:

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

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Sun, 05 May 2013 17:05:36 -0400

therealsourpatchninja: kevinskidney: louisbum: nakedwithhoran: does england exist to make every...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:38:32 -0400

therealsourpatchninja:

kevinskidney:

louisbum:

nakedwithhoran:

does england exist to make every other country look stupid

all but one

yea, america can do it by itself

10knotes: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: I will never not reblog...

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:39:03 -0400

10knotes:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

I will never not reblog this gif set.

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10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:38:53 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

pocket-sebastian: arkadie: #oh Harry the things you don’t know...

Sat, 04 May 2013 05:28:54 -0400

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

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Thu, 02 May 2013 05:24:38 -0400

Today we remember the Battle of Hogwarts

Wed, 01 May 2013 16:03:14 -0400

Tomorrow is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 15 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought and died. Remember, remember May 2nd 1998.

fuckyeahdeathlyhallows: sirlestrange: #that is a human as a...

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:46:06 -0400

fuckyeahdeathlyhallows:

sirlestrange:

#that is a human as a rat as a cup

That was a long 12 years for Wormtail.

aberfroth: magic begins - funniest moment ‘I’m terribly sorry...

Wed, 01 May 2013 05:18:58 -0400

aberfroth:

magic begins - funniest moment

‘I’m terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me –’

‘I should have made my meaning plainer,’ said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. ‘He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.’

afhyer: heynips: “There are all kinds of courage,” said...

Wed, 01 May 2013 04:44:50 -0400

afhyer:

heynips:

“There are all kinds of courage,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”

#there’s badass, and then there’s neville motherfucking longbottom

#Harry’s chest tatoo isn’t a Hungarian Horntail, it’s a portrait of Neville. #neville pisses felix felicis #if grindelwald and voldemort had fought the winner would be neville longbottom #neville uses nagini’s blood as soy sauce #neville’s parents weren’t tortured. bellatrix threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity #muggles don’t know who lord voldemort was. they know about neville longbottom #if you’re looking for neville on the marauders map he’s labelled bamf #hogwarts no longer teaches defense against the dark arts they just hand out neville longbottom masks #ginny’s really thinking of neville during sex with harry. so is harry.

The tags.

masqueradedust: #this is the best thing that has ever happened...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 06:14:06 -0400

masqueradedust:

#this is the best thing that has ever happened to me #they look like the trio too and they kinda match it?? #like harry is the joker and kate is the smart kinda keeping them in check one and will is literally the chosen one i cannot